Name checks out.

Motor Trend clocked a 2015 Sport at 5.7 seconds 0-60. Could the ST with a ~10% power bump and a much better transmission get under 5 seconds?

I didn’t know Chad Kelly had a sister.

Y’all are fucking insane if you think this Money Machine is going to pull a star player in the 4th quarter of a close game in the Playoffs. Tyrod Taylor, a shitty QB on a shitty team, is there for the posturing of an NFL That Cares. NFL MVP Cam Newton is not leaving this game unless he’s on a cart.

He’s reasonably and consistently a maniacal dickbag.

I find that even on the lowest setting, the seats in my wife’s Escape are much too warm for me. I’d much rather cooled/ventilated seats.

He’s a shitbag, garbage human being.

While the magical 300hp can be argued day and night by enthusiasts, I think 99% of the people on the road should be capped at 150hp. It’s absolutely insane to me that Joe Blow can stuff a burger and fries into his face or Susie Jane can put on her make up while piloting a fucking Camry or Accord that does 0-60 in 5…

I think the amazing takeaway from this story is that Congress actually listened to its constituents once.

Alvin Kamara showed no signs of a concussion, referees insisted he go through the protocol, out for the game.

About half way through, I realized I wasn’t paying attention and just dicking around on my phone. About 2/3rds of the way through, I said, “Is this still on?”

If your fucking TE is being covered by the other team’s best defender, maybe try throwing to your #1 or #2 or #3 receiver? Especially when your fucking TE is garbage-ass Josh Hill and your #1 WR is Michael Fucking Thomas.

Also, when we would say “Bic” for a generic ballpoint pen in the US, I believe the British use the term “biro”.

I’M A LEAD FARMER, MUTHAFUCKA!

They did. They were down 10 in the 4th and won on a FG in OT. That was the game that Saints WR Robert Meacham stripped an interception and ran it for a touchdown.

Acceptable dick grab: Reggie Miller killing it in MSG in The Playoffs.

Could this end high level college athletics? Could this lead to an NFL “D-League”? Could the NBA G-League actually become entertaining?

They’re incredibly lucky that a fire didn’t start. It looks like many of those drivers were trapped in their cars.

Thought it was a mid-90s Nissan Concept at first. But, if it’s fast, who cares?

This is one of my favorite sports GIFs, even as a Saints fan. I will always star this.