“Just Directa your feetza to Daddy Green’s Pizza”

While Buck is a miserable fuckstick, I cannot stand Gus Johnson. As soon as the fucking ball leaves the QB’s hand, he starts screaming. Dude, we’re 30 seconds into the game; leave the excitement for actually important, exciting moments.

They’re wearing full body armor; let them fight. The fact that refs run into the middle of a fight and then throw a flag for somebody touching them is so dumb. The fuck you think is going to happen?

Before we bought a house (and subsequently, a grill), we used our Griddler all the time. I still use it sometimes for diced veggies if the burners are busy on the stove.

Before we bought a house (and subsequently, a grill), we used our Griddler all the time. I still use it sometimes…

So, like 12 years ago, Mazda had a hydrogen RX-8. That seems to make more sense as a power generator for an electrical powertrain than a gas engine. There’s just not an infrastructure for it.

How’s the stereo?

Because they’re the fucking Bears. They are all garbage human beings.

His twin brother, Travers, is an anchor on the same station. One of them, can’t remember which, has their name tattoo’d Old English style in an arc just below the belly button. #TheMoreYouKnow

I’m enjoying the lower humidity while listening to the blues (Little Freddie King) and smoking a beer can chicken. I’m attempting to not watching 12 hours of football every weekend this season.

There are 9 games happening at the same time Sunday. Why can’t 2 games be played at the same time on Thursday?

I wasn’t really a stick-and-ball sports fan when I was a kid. I grew up around motorsports, and when I was a kid, I loved NHRA Funny Car pilot Kenji Okazaki. In a sport full of characters, he was right there at the top. Funny, energetic, sort of competitive from time to time but mostly a mid-pack guy. I think I still…

When a company promotes something for a certain price, and then says, “Oh, sorry, that one’s not in stock right now, but we do have -this- model for a little bit more,” it’s called a bait-and-switch. Why are people defending Tesla?

I buy, literally, the cheapest shit on Wal-Mart’s shelf for my ‘02 Outback because I know a quart only lasts 1,000 miles. I replace my Purolator PureOne filter every 5,000 miles or so. If most of my oil is going to wind up on the underside of my car, I’m not spending a lot on it.

They would probably screw it up for me like all the other manufacturers. Can’t get a Civic Hatch with a manual and a sunroof, can’t get a GTI with plaid seats and a sunroof, etc, etc, etc. They’d probably make it CVT only or only available with some dumbass, uncomfortable “racing” seats. I really wish corporations…

THE GODDAMN VR-HEADSET FLYING-OSTRICH ROCKET MAN COMMERCIAL.

Every. Single. Underdog. Movie. Ever.

But the median salary is misleading right now because we’re only entering the second year of the huge new cap. Since the cap shot up $20M/yr, the median salary is going to up when it all balances in a couple of years. How many players are still on deals under the old salary cap structure? So-so players are now making…

I really don’t understand the reactions to this dude’s contract. He’s getting, what, 35% of what a max contract pays? “Tim, we expect you to be in the 35th percentile in the league” is not anywhere close to people’s perception of this contract. The dude isn’t getting paid Harden/Curry money. He’s not even getting…