Boom! I’ll take cargo shorts and flip flops over being a salmon shorted, Sperry wearing son-of-a-lawyer douchebag every damn day.

Transitions, in my experience, don’t work well while in a car or while wearing a ball cap, which covers 95% of the time that I’m outside.

You’re right, we don’t have to conform to the same standard, but I’m not the one telling people to reassess their lives and start over or that they’ll be laughed at by homeless people for making less than $100k/year. Douche.

This is like watching a Demolition Derby. It’s cool that it’s on Fox and all, but I really have no interest in watching too many cars on a too narrow track smash into each other. It’s like watching 12 year olds play Gran Turismo online.

I live 25 minutes away from downtown New Orleans. Also, you’re a douche with no experience outside of your all-important little world.

If he’s talking $35k take home, that’s around $50k annually. Average per person income is like, $27k in the US. That’s not bad at all. Not everyone lives in a city that cost $1k/sq ft where even the most menial jobs make $70k/yr. My wife and I take home around $55k/year, and we comfortably afford a 2200 sq ft, 4…

No 5 door hatch, no care.

Great spirits! Hopefully, the event organizers pass the hat around for this team!

No, Porsche should say, “Oh, you’re buying a GT3? Here’s unlimited passes to HPDEs so you might actually be able to get somewhere within the vicinity of fast.”

99% of people who buy a GT3 aren’t good enough drivers to make up the speed difference between a manual and PDK. Even if the PDK is 3 seconds per lap faster than the manual, most drivers aren’t within 20 seconds of what the car is capable of. “I bought it because it’s faster" is a laughable excuse.

*Friendly wave from Louisiana*

It was $35 this morning.

Whatever you do, don’t question why white politicians have spent a hundred years gerrymandering political lines to keep the poorest people in the shittiest school districts and with the least amount of voting power. Keep poor black people poor and under educated, and eventually you’ll have people who feel hopeless;…

Davey Allison dying in ‘93 was the first time I saw my father cry. That’s the only reason that I remember it.

Laguna Seca or Watkins Glen would be cool. Probably a better chance of it happening at Laguna Seca.

Athlete upset about making $145M instead of $165M. Story at 10.

As a Pelicans fan who will probably never even see here what KD and OKC had before AD bolts for a better situation, I agree.

+1

Never thought I’d see the Zephyrs on Deadspin. They’re changing their name, btw, and all of the options are God awful.

Doing similar in the bedroom. Watched waaaaaay too much coverage today through the surround sound. I’m sure to make the same mistake tomorrow.