Sure did. Didn’t realize you and the 30 other people who made the joke were so clever.

The same thing The Who, Lady Gaga & Tony Bennett, Wilco, Jimmy Buffett, and a host of others were doing there. The New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival would not have such a huge draw (and take 2 weekends) if they didn’t have some huge, international pop acts. There’s still Jazz, Funk, Gospel, and Rhythm and Blues,…

Similarly, my dad passed in 2011 at 50. My mom is 52 now, and she has mentioned that she is not interested, at this time, to look for something new. As my father’s health declined, so did their marriage. They had been together for 32 years, and he broke her heart before he died. I don’t blame my father for their…

AD regular season: 24.4 pts, 10.2 reb, 2.9 blks

It’s pretty easy to get offensive rebounds when your game plan in the fourth is to have Bogut pin AD’s or Anderson’s arms to their sides. It got called twice, but it happened on every offensive posession for GSW.

Congratulations on purchasing your new Internet Machine! Enjoy exploring the wacky, zany things kids these days do on it.

I had a buddy in New Orleans get a ticket for “Rapid Acceleration” for doing a first gear pull out of his shop’s parking lot. Wasn’t racing, no one else around. First gear pull, shifted second, backed off, got pulled over.

Get a livery service to drop you off/pick you up in a black Lincoln Town Car. It shows that you are an adult, responsible enough, and comfortable enough to afford what appears to be an expensive service. In reality, it’s only a couple hundred bucks, you can get tanked while thinking about how everyone’s life is better…

My brother is there and is continually sending me updates. He says the track has very poor (and seemingly very little) drainage. There's massive amounts of water along the inside of all of the turns. He was walking the pits and overheard quite a few teams complaining about the conditions. Not a good look for NOLA…

Restoration Ale, Wrought Iron, SOS, and Abbey Ale are the only beers worth a shit right now.

There's three other wheels with three other nuts. Therefore, one of the nuts wouldn't break free.

My wife and I both have this problem. Neither of us want to take the last of anything. We do finish our food/drinks servings, but when there's only two slices of bread left or one can of beer, we won't take it, even if there's a fresh loaf next to it. We have to force each other to take the last grilled green onion.…

My grandfather used to eat mayo, banana, and lettuce on white bread sandwiches. So strange.

JUST BUILD THE FIRST GEN XB AGAIN.

Oh yes, the four door sedan S2000 is my favorite car!

I’m more interested in a more powerful XV...

Bought two of these big 67" bastards back in 2012. I'm almost positive in saying that they still work for whoever picked them up out of the bar that I left them in. I no longer buy umbrellas.

Bought two of these big 67" bastards back in 2012. I'm almost positive in saying that they still work for whoever…

4-6 oz of cheap, cold vodka

That's $30,831 in 2015 dollars.

For the Price of a Used Mustang, You Can Have This Slightly Damaged Ferrari