Gordon: "...and grow a goddamn mustache."

God, I wish they would put this on Netflix already.

+1 Bradin Cooks

When I was in high school, someone started a rumor that one of the yellow dyes in Surge made dude's testicles shrink. Surge was not very popular at my high school...

In the late 90s/early 00s, the public perception of NBA players and their actions drove fans away from the game. Is there any chance in hell that this will ever happen to the NFL? The NBA was just coming out of one of their most popular stretches when actions by NBA players both on and off the court disgusted fans. It…

Every conference plays shitty schools when they have the option to do so. This is not a SEC anomaly.

If you are concerned about how people are classifying you based on beer purchases, get a job in/around construction. No one will ever think I'm a hipster when I walk into a gas station at the end of the day covered in dirt and concrete, smelling like a horse's ass, picking up a twelver of PBR or Coors Banquet.

That status should be of Arnie Fielkow and Tagliabue.

Goodell's 24 year old secretary saw Welker's video from the Derby and said, "Sir, anyone wearing that, sweating like that, and happily handing out money like that is tripping balls."

Speaking of beer and Ghost in the Machine, Parish Brewing Co just launched a double IPA of the same name.

Aaron Kromer was waaaaay underappreciated here. He coached up guys into solid units during his tenure. Since he's left, the Saints O-line has been the single biggest weakness.

Professional Racecar Drives Controls Car, Media Shocked

Satsuma > Clementine > everything else

I will never understand the obsession with having a "stretch" receiver. Brees can't throw the ball 40 yards. There's a reason Colston, Graham, Moore, and Sproles were leading receivers: they catch balls across the middle, 10 yards down the field. I couldn't give a fuck less about Devery, Toon, or Stills. Running 50…

He'Brew Bittersweet Lenny's R.I.P.A.

People who have a bunch of money don't have it because they say, "Oh, I don't need that extra $2500 discount." Wealthy people are notoriously frugal. Which is why they are capable of amassing greater sums of money than most people.

A lil touch of jalapenuh ain't never hurt, neither.

You clearly don't know many people who can afford $100,000 cars.

Deadlines just run right up on you out of nowhere, right? ;) JFWY!