I'd reply but the frequency would be too high for human hearing.

I just keep hearing Jim Gaffigan... "afffter hooours".. from the Hotel track on Mr. Universe.

And the Lord did say unto him "I know whom I am but who are thy?"

You had me at "ninja"

This would be better with an Ardunio, a raspberry pi, and some Sugru.

I'll just leave this here...

please say hookers... please say hookers...