A lot of people in D&D seem to forget a tried and true fact of combat: retreat is a valid, strategic option.

Sounds like a shitty idea anyway.

Hot Dog Fingers

Yup, saw that specially framed picture to make it look like all the students liked him coming from a mile away.

So... When is Disney going to put out a line of furniture?

Nah, she already fixed it, lol

The astonishing part of that video was how many times they tried to offer the monkey the same banana.

Don’t like being that guy, but you left off the end of your last sentence.

Nah. Once you’re president you can’t hold a lower office, which includes becoming vice-president.

Actually thinking back I did know of it. Don’t know what’s up with my memory, but I thought it was more of a nightclub type venue, less a concert.

Huh, I never heard of that one. Well that blows too.

Holy crap, you always think of concerts being targets of bomb attacks, but I can’t recall one actually happening in recent history.

Not to say you’re wrong, but where is that number coming from?

Question: Do we have to initiate hair sex with our dragons like in the movie? I’m terrible with foreplay.

So Kite Man is like if the Kool Aid man could glide?

You know what? I’m ok with this.

Now all we need is a Labyrinth prequel series with a teenage David Bowie-like character.

Actually that’s pretty apt.

I only wish Mace Windy in the movies had kicked ass. Instead he acted fairly blandly and didn’t leave much impression past his purple saber.

Nice to see they are going full soap opera with the show. No matter what actors leave the show must go on!