Well, I’m sorry. I really just want to see that car moving.

I dunno, that shirt already looks pretty distressed to me.

At this point the Zelda setting is a multiverse within itself.

I thought the blood dragon cave was just a nod to Creationists to think that humans frolicked with Dinosaurs like Fred Flintstone?

So far I haven’t seen any way to upload pokemon from red, blue, and yellow into pokemon bank. It doesn’t seem to recognize them.

Nah, it can only use growth, harden, double slap, and withdraw.

Would the penis also be able to do a wrap attack?

I bet you just like for Fallout 4 modders it will be much more difficult to work out the physics for a male snake alien monster’s penis.

I’d like a mode where you could play the campaign and have half of the fighting be in-game instead of cut-scenes.

I’ve heard a certain number of consecutive notes of a song have to be used for it to be a copyright issue. Anyone knows if this would apply to this situation?

Here you go:

What would you say to my fiance about Australia? I’ve only been when I was a little kid and I’ve always wanted to go back. Unfortunately I can’t convince my fiance to come on board since she is convinced that everything on the continent will attempt to kill her. I’ve tried to dissuade her from that notion but I…

Tony, that’s racist.

Now all they need to do is make sure that all your NPC companions need to get drinks and eat as well. Then we’ll have a true masochist mode.

Maybe an indicator that they aren’t planning on making DLC for this game? Or a sinister anti-neanderthal bias?

Buy the property, fix it up, put a cheapo trailer in the corner of the property and shove Hefner into that. Win/win!

There is a gun that has a telekinetic effect.

The Battle for Bunker Hill comment seemed to actually be a valid one. Perhaps in scenes like that the game should turn off the invincibility of children if they’re meant to be part of a battle.

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