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What would you say to my fiance about Australia? I’ve only been when I was a little kid and I’ve always wanted to go back. Unfortunately I can’t convince my fiance to come on board since she is convinced that everything on the continent will attempt to kill her. I’ve tried to dissuade her from that notion but I…

Tony, that’s racist.

Now all they need to do is make sure that all your NPC companions need to get drinks and eat as well. Then we’ll have a true masochist mode.

Maybe an indicator that they aren’t planning on making DLC for this game? Or a sinister anti-neanderthal bias?

Buy the property, fix it up, put a cheapo trailer in the corner of the property and shove Hefner into that. Win/win!

There is a gun that has a telekinetic effect.

The Battle for Bunker Hill comment seemed to actually be a valid one. Perhaps in scenes like that the game should turn off the invincibility of children if they’re meant to be part of a battle.

Mom: “You know, the gardener had great results for lap band surgery to get rid of his weight. Maybe you want to...”

Does Trump not have a mirror in one of his homes?

$2500 for an bad Kickstarter that will end in failure?!

Naw, somebody will just turn this into a kickstarter for 500 bucks a pop. Then after they get all of the money for it we’ll be hearing in about two years how they failed to predict how much money they actually needed for the project. Finally everyone who threw money into the pit will have much gnashing of teeth.

That’s going to need more than a buffing to fix.

It’s nice to see that Vader is continuing the long standing Sith modus operandi here: a Sith apprentice needs to be constantly plotting about how to overthrow his master.

It seems we’re effectively scraping the bottom of the barrel if companies are dredging up characters like Bubsy to try and invoke “nostalgia” sales.

Eh, you’ll get it eventually. Babies are licensed characters so I can see this getting approved.

And the winner to going to the inevitable end of a literal interpretation of the Little Boy bomb... it goes to Trainwiz!

There actually are physical Gwent cards. For the collectors edition they have a Northern Realms and a Niflheim deck. For the DLC they released an Elf and Monster deck.

No one has more abs than Prime, no one...