Mom: “You know, the gardener had great results for lap band surgery to get rid of his weight. Maybe you want to...”

Does Trump not have a mirror in one of his homes?

$2500 for an bad Kickstarter that will end in failure?!

Naw, somebody will just turn this into a kickstarter for 500 bucks a pop. Then after they get all of the money for it we’ll be hearing in about two years how they failed to predict how much money they actually needed for the project. Finally everyone who threw money into the pit will have much gnashing of teeth.

That’s going to need more than a buffing to fix.

It’s nice to see that Vader is continuing the long standing Sith modus operandi here: a Sith apprentice needs to be constantly plotting about how to overthrow his master.

It seems we’re effectively scraping the bottom of the barrel if companies are dredging up characters like Bubsy to try and invoke “nostalgia” sales.

Eh, you’ll get it eventually. Babies are licensed characters so I can see this getting approved.

And the winner to going to the inevitable end of a literal interpretation of the Little Boy bomb... it goes to Trainwiz!

There actually are physical Gwent cards. For the collectors edition they have a Northern Realms and a Niflheim deck. For the DLC they released an Elf and Monster deck.

No one has more abs than Prime, no one...

I was once on a packed 6 train in the morning and noticed a homeless guy standing in the corner. I had a buffer of about one person. He seemed to be pretty checked out and unremarkable. I noticed that his coat had lots of white and black spots over it. After a moment I realized that all of these spots were slowly…

It’s sad that his hair is the least realistic out of the three. He should just let his thinning hair go and do the full Lex Luthor.

Depending on the size of their scripts it might not be too much of a cost. It would need to be more of an Easter Egg sort of thing. Something that would only need a day or two of studio time to record.

You guys look like you’re getting into position to start a human centipede!

Maybe in the next generation they’ll introduce realistic nostril hair as well. A guy with a mustache like this would not have a nose this clear.

Did Reaper Shepard upload his/her consciousness to the ark ship heading to Andromeda?

Well if they take into account the ending where Shepard becomes the the mind/personality that controls the reapers, he/she is still alive in the Andromeda period.

Your magic has been there all along! The magic to repel the opposite sex has always been with you!

People that have two laptops will rejoice at being able to control what is likely a very powerful character by themselves.