Meh. Tell me when they’re going to start selling micro-giraffes and micro-elephants.

Is this a sign that they’re going to be deviating from the classical instrumental pieces to more modern/pop songs in the new movie?

Eh? My posts are in the grays again?

I thought he was all for eugenics considering he was genetically engineered by the Republican party to be the perfect pundit.

Can’t we also recycle styrofoam to make other styrofoam products? I know the recycling in my city accepts it.

Am I the only one who looked at this bizarre phoenix pastie and just started laughing at how absurd it is?

That picture kind of makes him look like a less-wrinkly Clint Eastwood.

Anyone know what some of these potential explanations are? I followed the link but couldn’t find more information.

“Let’s play a game Mario. How much do you love your freedom? How much do you love your friend? You will have to sacrifice one.”

It would be entertaining how a realtor will spin the benefits of such a door when they inevitably sell the house down the line.

I’m sure we’ve all posted some time or another with misspelled words, improper grammar, or didn’t capitalize the correct words.

Sorry, I write rather quickly and usually depend on the spellchecker to pick up on misspellings. For some reason it wasn’t picking up on “masterbation.”

I think it was more of a “prepping” activity than masturbation which is usually done until... well... completion.

Is that really masterbation though? Aren’t they just using rocks as their “fluffers”?

So for anyone playing currently: is it worth pulling the trigger and buying this Early Access or wait?

So... I’m a vampire of bovines, eh?

It would be interesting to see how the effects of the drug to turn people into super humans (or just plain dead in some cases) had changed the world in the decade since the cliffhanger.

Ooh, Smarties ice cream! That stuff is like crack to me when I’m in the UK.

They really can’t tell at all. The best they can do is tell if it’s scalding, normal, or cooler. Specific temperatures are a joke request, and that’s how I treated it when I was a barista.

I see that Derelicte is coming back in fashion.