So... no space squirrel, eh?

How hard would it be to modify a different, cheaper android phone to run this software?

With Dominos pizza? Does that qualify as “real pizza?”

Further observations of these magnificent creatures—and their newfound ability— will not be easy.

Ah yes, I can see it now: the day he inevitably pocket orders 12 pizzas in one day.

Ah, you see the real BB-8 will turn evil halfway through the film. To reflect this once you update your little droid it will attempt to tackle you to death at every opportunity. Not only will it fail but its murderous flailings will warm your heart.

Haven’t watched this show yet. Would copious amounts of alcohol and friends making fun of it help my viewing experience? Or should this be watched stone-cold sober?

They’ll probably say that they were telling the truth when they said “Jon Snow” was dead. He was just resurrected as Jon Stark!

It would be interesting to see how Earth is from that universe considering all the shenanigans that went on at the Moon. Sounds like it might have a gritty Bladerunner feel to it.

Ah, I can see why she doesn’t use her cell phone as an alarm clock. That could get quite expensive.

I believe our VR experiences might indeed differ, lol

When stuff in VR starts looking this realistic, it’s going to be hard to tell if you’ve taken a headset off or not.

If only our Lord Batman would come back and strike down these sinners.

I look forward to seeing books with Corrigan driven to insanity by his own guilt! Maybe this is a push for him to completely crack and become a villain?

Honestly if I were making a time capsule and I really wanted to disappoint people I would put a giant one in the ground to be opened in 50 years. Inside that one is a smaller time capsule with a plaque telling them to wait 50 more years to open that. And keep going like that until it’s a tiny box opened hundreds of…

Simultaneous confusion/outrage activate!

Wait, who the heck shames women for eating sandwiches while pregnant? That’s just crazy.

That joke really hits below the belt.

I look forward to the first footage of pirates taking over one of these islands. I’m sure they’ll put it to good use.