I wonder if Dr. Mario got his medical license and degree at the same place he learned how to be a plumber.

Always appreciate a working cosplay item.

But it describes my thoughts about vegetables exactly!

Morty, you have no idea how excited I am for the new season, Morty... You’re a great grandson, Morty...

All I can see are dogs.

As always Batman villains have little trouble escaping to cause more trouble.

I agree with Geralt about that Ciri/Siri joke. Enjoyed the 4th wall stabbing though.

Your baby is going to be awesome at parties in the future.

We should start a kickstarter to actually kick Peter Molyneux until he starts to finish Godus.

Yeah, but finding it afterwards is generally pretty shitty.

Hey, read the warning!

Oh, I’m sure he’s getting a good salary to do so. I doubt his contract is dependant on having the Gods of Gods aspect of the game being released.

Because Molyneux had just gotten more money for the Trail and he has the attention span of a gnat.

No, stop! You are being pulled into the Molyneux force! If you go in that deep there is little chance to escape!

Then you’ve sussed out that you have a stupid baby! That’s invaluable information! Think of the money you’ll save by not sending it to college! Much more valuable than pledging money to a Molyneux game.

If you must, but first remember to give the disk a few good scratches before you play. It will bring the experience closer to Molyneux levels.

If anyone ever feels the need to give Peter Molyneux money for a game title in the future, please consider some of these alternatives:

We should start a grassroots campaign snail-mailing Batman Beyond figurines and comics to Rocksteady until they take the hint.

Yeah, unfortunately it was just a skin. I would love to have access to the abilities and technologies that made up the suit in Batman Beyond.

Hmm, it appears as if Pikachu propelled himself by farting and then igniting said fart. Mostly likely did it with a little electric shock.