You should write a steam review saying just that, lol.

It seems many of these Shenmue stretch goals are unrealistic.

So from what I could hear of the constant stream of exposition the entire plot and the dialogue sounds like something a teenager would write to seem edgy.

Historically killing the Batman hasn’t ended too well for goons.

Whoops, looks like this guy forgot the first rule of City Council: you need to bribe the City Council.

Nice, the spawn of Zod will become a bizarre mix of his father and Hernan Cortes.

Uh oh. Tentacle difficulties in Japan are rarely safe for work.

I really need to start playing some of these free games. I’ve just gotten into the habit of downloading them...

Saw an anime once where alien parasites that infected humans sort of looked like this...

Sounds like a pretty bone-headed move on their part to do it initially that way.

I’ll have to try the Director’s cut sometime. I went through the game in the first week it went out to get the pacifist achievement and haven’t gotten back.

That’s cool, I’ll need to check that out.

That new taser gun that can hit multiple targets at once will make my pacifist run all the easier.

Nice, I can see these originals being hung up as art and going for a pretty penny these days.

Aye, that’s an udder with four teats.

How else would he recapture his youth? If he makes enough prequels and keeps going back to the foundation of his career perhaps some time dilation effect will occur and he’ll become young once more.

Star Fox Zero, eh? Does that mean we’ll be playing as James McCloud instead of Fox?

Ah, no nipples either. Guess the only creature with them in the pokemon universe are these fellas:

Assassin’s Creed Rogue would be a really great one that’s currently getting a nice amount of votes. Some people missed out on it since it was only on last gen consoles.

So they’re using the media more to make people more conscious of them? Good move. By creating “controversy” by creating a cocky persona they stand to be noticed more in the future.