THIS! How morally bankrupt do you have to be to spend half a BILLION dollars to please your ego this way? He could have done so much good with that money, and it’s just...gone in a puff of bloviated air.

The first few lines of this read like copy from the J Peterman catalog.

Where on the male anatomy do we inject botox to stop men from telling women to smile?

I am upset at myself for disliking a child. The more I found out about the Stranger Things cast kids (with three exceptions) the less I liked them and the more I wanted to pretend only their characters exist. ugh

If I had children attending that high school, I would be organising protests (and probably throwig bricks) right now. I would be fucking livid.

Britney’s situation is just sad. It’d be one thing if it had imploded and she disappeared. But the continued saga and her remaining in the spotlight as a basically adult-child-star is hard to watch. Even when she is seemingly doing good it still feels like I’m witnessing something I (we) shouldn’t be watching.

This is the only time I’ll ever complain about the woman in a beer ad not being stacked enough.

As a craft brewery aficionado, I totally hate this. I get it, craft brews are taking a bite out of the asses of the Big Boys, but piss on you AB, Coors, Heineken and ETC. For years you produced cheap piss-water beers for everyone to consume while having the knowledge and infrastructure to offer better. You said ‘Nah,…

That word does not mean what I think you think it means.

A “serving” of regular Oreo’s is 3 cookies. When I started calorie counting and paying attention to servings I couldn’t believe that I wasn’t 500 lbs. I don’t have cookies in the house anymore, which sucks, but I am one the people that finds portion control nearly impossible.  I also need to save calories for beer.

You mock this, but is there anything more American than a website that primarily utilizes underpaid contractors, using a Women’s team victory to give props to Ms. Chanadelor Bong?
It may be the MOST American thing.

How is Mitch McConnell still alive? 

I make videos sort of like this for work. I can tell you that despite it’s niche content, it’s relative helpfulness and it’s laudable goals, the production values are quite high for something that looks like it was conceived during a goatfuck brainstorm groupthink ideation session following a 20-page internal memo…

All we wanted was hoverboards and flying cars. Instead we get a 48-step process for a factory rest of a light bulb. The future sucks.

I made homemade mac and cheese for my kids the other night. FROM SCRATCH! It was delicious, but because it wasn’t KRAFT orange powder mac and cheese, the stupid fuckers wouldn’t eat it.

There is so much dumb in this world, the only ray of sunshine is Keanu.

He looks like the cartoon version of a corrupt politician on the 1930s. 

it’s called a waistcoat... and he took the name to mean “hip-coat”. The length depends on the length of the front of the coat and not the trousers. As a rule, it should not show beneath the bottom of the coat. Some tailcoats are cut a bit higher than the waist, and this helps men who normally wear an athletic cut…

He’s wearing the vest far too long. It should just cover the waistband of the trousers, but he’s got it sitting on his hips. Like he’s said about his long-ass ties, he must think this is slenderizing. Instead, he’s fucked with the proportions and it looks like his tailcoat is far too short (the sleeves are also too…

Really? Depending on their method of production, anchovies can be a sustainable seafood choice.