Heh. Gen X’er, but point taken. 

OK, Mt. Doomer.

As I become An Old, I appreciate these jokes more and more. Thank you so very much. 

“Hi. I’m Aragorn, and this is my brother Darrylgorn, and this is my other brother Darrylgorn.”

That........that doesn’t look like it should be associated with Splinter Cell. That seems like it should be part of the Rabbids 18+ selection.

There can be no ethical consumption under Capitalism

It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand...

It would be so fucking confusing, as the lines are strictly political and don’t really confine themselves to regions or even states.

Colostomy bags have the distinction that they are actually useful and help people.

As someone who has cared for someone with a colostomy, this comparison of Lewandowski to a colostomy bag is an insult to colostomy bags.

All I want from this game is more borderlands. Fuck innovation. Not every franchise needs a new gimmick. Give me updated graphics, tighten up the gunplay a bit, improve UI and character movement, and give me new story. They did that. Now they're getting my money.

Am I the only person who find the complaint about a lack of innovation to be completely irrelevant? I mean, how many people who are planning to buy Borderlands 3 want it to be anything other than more Borderlands? I know some people are saying “I was burnt out of Borderlands after the first one, part 2 didn’t tickle…

Daemon “cross” Machina.

No, his friend could read.

What an emotional response, you bootlicking right wing dipshit

Your friend is now the POTUS

That was the dark half. Whole game was only 30 minutes. 

When I was at school, a friend of mine told me he had the video game of The Mist, as he knew I’d enjoyed the short story (this was well before the movie came out).

Scarlett Johansson...

Even if he’s innocent of the more egregious charges, he still left his wife for her adopted daughter. The things that are facts should be enough. Who would want to engage with someone like that?