*quiet swell of Force theme*

Imagine fucking a PR bit so badly that you have to say this:

Maybe the Anthem was inside us all along! 

The fact that he has 85 god damn million subs is appalling. 

When people stop saying his name.  He’s the Kardashian of the gaming world.

When him and his fucking supporters drown.

When do we get to forget about this racist trashbag?

I have read this. I appreciate you writing in.

I’m not sure this will be read, but I ask that you reconsider an article (and future articles) that glorifies and fetishizes food that only exist because of unimaginable amounts of suffering and cruelty.

Be honest. How much are you guys going to be inspecting your poop in the coming days?

“I am of the opinion you should be able to joke about anything you want as long as it’s funny, but in this case, it really wasn’t funny,” he said. “I really don’t have an excuse. I mean, what can I say, I just really love the feeling of taking someone for a ride.”

Is it bad that I’m happy to pay higher taxes just so all those assholes who voted for him have to pay higher taxes, too?

I think what annoys me more is they (like my parents and millions of other Americans) can only be convinced to vote based on their taxes and nothing else important. 

Well, his is a full-time job, so I believe children should be safe around Markiplier.

“There’s no valid financial reason for the vast majority of Republican voters to vote Republican.”

Like great-great-’gran-owen always said, ‘Never trust a man with neon purple hair who streams video games as a side gig.’

That’s an awful lot of energy you put into defending one disgusting douchebag. Which element of his doucheyness do you most personally identify with?

Yeah, being a corrupt casino owner who puts his name on steaks is what REALLY prepares you to know what America needs. My two sons did national level debate all through high school. They knew some of those kids from Parkland (Douglas has a good debate program). I can guarantee you they have spent more time studying…

Those students have more to say that’s worth hearing than most US news talking heads frankly. I say this as someone who is not from the US and doesn’t live there but our news follows your news anyway.

It makes me sad what the AV Club has turned into.