The Mandelorean (about a man who is also a DeLorean)

Holy shit I completely forgot about the GBC printer.

Am I the only one that initially read this as “death by Zoom”? 

It must have taken an iron will to resist the urge to start this wonderful article with “Here’s the story...”

FYI, “Blue Igloo” is a dog whistle for “boogaloo”, yet another dumb name by dumb white assholes for their wet dream of a race war.

According to him he was only put in the ICU for precautionary measures. Because that’s why you go to the ICU. For precautionary measures. As the age old saying goes, an apple and trip to the ICU a day keep the doctor away.

I would also be thrilled. Even more so if it takes out the whole rest of the White House as well. Schadenfreude ist die beste freude.

Ahhh, I’m an idiot...I thought they were remaking X, so I could finally put my Wii U to rest. They’re remaking the first one? Again? But why?

Fortunately for Disney the “Cats” butthole cut editors weren’t busy.

You son of a bitch. I’m in.

Yep. And half the country will buy it like the brain dead, drooling idiots they are.

Did you not see Ad Astra? “We are world devourers.”

Tom Baker?

A bunch of action figures on display in a “canary-yellow lounge”

Is it me or does it look like Batman has a mean cold sore outbreak on that figure?

I’m glad someone finally said this. I’ve been really not enjoying my time with Doom Eternal (I run out of ammo EVERY encounter, on easiest difficulty, and end up fighting like 3 cachodemons with a chainsaw with no gas) and given all the glowing reviews thought the problem was just me.

I wake up every morning and pray to every deity I can think of that this small minded and handed shit-being gets coronavirus and chokes to death on it. I’m neither religious nor a violent person but he is absolutely causing the death of people. He’s a huge danger to the world.

Hey, I loved For All Mankind!

The most brown camper I’ve ever seen is the giant rusty piece of shit that someone keeps parking in “trailer row” on the street below my balcony. I’m ok with the area becoming the de facto place to park trailers since I refuse to be a NIMBY and those people have to leave somewhere. But this one rusty POS was parked in…

When this plague is over, I will be expansive and unkillable.