You can’t prove anything.

Seriously can’t think of anything in space with a cycle period of 16 days. In space it seems like things are either measured in milliseconds or millions of years. Whatever this is, I’m sure it’s interesting (it’s not aliens).

In fact, I’ve read so many of these stories, I even doubt Lizzo’s claim that she is, in fact, “100 percent that bitch.”

Correction: This post originally said that Dominik Tarczynski was a member of Poland’s Law and Order Party. The best translation is actually the Law and Justice Party. Gizmodo regrets the error.

#TorontoMayor? Like...Rob Ford? Does the incel community know that he died four years ago?

This is bad, and objectively a worse episode than my least favorite. Still, I thought “Rascals” was above and beyond normal bad Trek. ST:TNG had a weird fixation with kids, and this episode was the epitome of that.

Like, I used to love The Aristocrats

“You Are A Shark” is probably one of my all time favorite books. Ahhhh sweet sweet nostalgia.

Unfortunately, for anyone actually enamored with the glasses, these limited edition Gucci Spectacles don’t seem like they will ever go on sale, as only 50 were made to go along with the premiere of Duck Duck last night at the Art Basel’s Miami Beach show.

The Veidt video bothered me for the same reasons spelled out above, and more (like, don’t Deepfakes exist in 2019 Watchmen world?).

SIGORN-E is on AV Club!

Spending $1.4 million on an MMO character...I mean if that’s your thing and you have the money, go for it.

How is this missing Ian from Shameless???

Blame it on the rain!

I feel like a kid in some kind of store!

They look quite a bit like the similarly-afflicted characters in Space Channel 5, which I think is what first started me thinking about the Dreamcast as I played.

We have a custom Slack emoji at my work that’s just an “F”, but on mouseover says “press_F_to_pay_respects”. We use it when like, a computer or server dies or something like that. If someone is feeling cheeky we might use it about someone who’s left the company, but I’m not sure how the HR department feels about that.

That strip came out literally the day that I got my level 40 mount before my wife, and we had an uncomfortable conversation similar to this article.

I’ll stick with the Privy Council, thank you very much.

I paid for it way back in 2013. Let’s see if I get my key.