“Hello, computer!”

I’ll agree with you on the pointy front, but spoons need to be DEEPER, if anything.

There’s a far more important reason to get larger pizza and that is that it has a higher ratio of good stuff (dough+sauce+cheese+toppings) to boring stuff (just the crust). For a given pizza restaurant, crust size never changes, even as pizza size does.

Is “whoop hog” canon? I love it.

This definitely looks like peak Kojima. 

I saw an episode of Grey’s Anatomy about this so it must be true.

Which would be fine except for the fact that this idiot has no first language.

I thought I was the only one! I love cute things! I want to just...consume them through super intense hugging and large bites.

Yes on both counts.

Dany, with Jon Snow standing behind her, begins her coronation speech, when Arya comes flying in from seemingly nowhere to stab her. Turns out Tyrion shot Arya at Dany with one of the last remaining giant crossbows (Tyrion needs his redemption arc and Arya needs her green eye prophecy fulfilled...”why not both???”).

I would really really like to find a comfortable easy to way to play something like Crusader Kings 2 in bed like this. The problem is that small text that’s already pushing the limits of my eyes is only going to be ten times worse. I’m looking at you, “My Time at Portia”.

“Nobody must ever see this”

This is ridiculous, but I would readily sign a petition to kick Beniof and Weiss off of the next Star Wars trilogy.

Don’t you mean...BIZARRO Sealab 2021?

I guarantee he’s the most miserable motherfucker on the planet. There’s no way he’s happy. No fucking way.

I heard he was charged with “assault with a concrete dildo”.

CNN, I’ll remind you, is the network that hired Corey Lewandowski after the Trump administration let him go for assaulting a Breitbart reporter.

Agree 100%. I actually thought the line was a little cheesy when I saw it. Loved the movie overall, but that line just felt overly written..which is ironic because apparently it wasn’t actually written in at all.

Seems a little shady considering the first screenshot of the device has a phrase that says “Please Prass the START key”...

Well done, well timed, very relevant, and hilarious. Star for you!