What, you didn’t like training Chop on your mobile phone in GTA V???

AC:O does some fun things to make you look for stuff. Like it’ll say “so and so is on the border of Boetia and Attica” and you have to find them. AC:O is fun. I’m actually surprised how much fun I’m having with it (and still not bored of it).

Kudus to the winner!

WTF is wrong with human beings? Seriously, I’m starting to feel like I’m some kind of freak because I actually have empathy. How is it that large swaths of humanity are so devoid of any ethical structure?

If this guy is the poster child for Western Civilization, then it can’t fall fast enough.

As someone who’s been married to a Pole for 15 years and has been immersed in Polish culture, I can honestly say this doesn’t surprise me at all. My wife is left-leaning, but after 15 years I still haven’t been able to explain how this kind of thing is offensive. It’s very frustrating, and downright offensive.

“Hexen”...weird, I was just trying to remember the name of the other sequel to Heretic a couple days ago (Heretic 2 being one the two sequels).

I don’t recommend watching any more Big Bang Theory than you have to, but I would at least suggest this two minute clip. Never gets old for me.

I keep praying that there’s a God, so the smiting of these fucking moral-less slime-eels will be Biblical. But who am I kidding. The world is terrible.

He even stands like a fucking jerkoff. God I hate him.

But written by Aaron Sorkin.

“Blanche” just made me laugh very very hard.

I’ve been a longtime fan of the Odyssey games, good to see someone finally giving them their due.

“Son of a bitch must pay” is the best line ever uttered by a mouth, ever. Ever.

The sharks are actually pretty easy. I just turn the joystick around blindly and semi-randomly and keep spamming stab while I’m in the water and so far not a single shark has killed me yet. No need to even target them. This works even better when you’re swarmed. In fact, you can literally do this with your eyes…

Flash forward a few years and I’m talking about girls with some of my friends and I say something about how awesome a girl’s “poo poo” looks, and they think I mean I like seeing a girl shit.

The “moderate Republican voice” is that one Republican senator who “had to attend his daughter’s wedding” instead of participating in the Kavanaugh vote.

Peak Kinja right here. All the stars for you.

Sorry, it’s Milky Way.

I get all that, and yet...the person controlling the twitter account could have picked any other card to showboat. Missing this is plain weird.