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But written by Aaron Sorkin.

“Blanche” just made me laugh very very hard.

I’ve been a longtime fan of the Odyssey games, good to see someone finally giving them their due.

“Son of a bitch must pay” is the best line ever uttered by a mouth, ever. Ever.

You know that weird sensation when it feels like everyone around you is participating in some mild mass hallucination, and you missed the dosing? The old ‘what am I possibly missing here’ phenomenon?

The sharks are actually pretty easy. I just turn the joystick around blindly and semi-randomly and keep spamming stab while I’m in the water and so far not a single shark has killed me yet. No need to even target them. This works even better when you’re swarmed. In fact, you can literally do this with your eyes

Flash forward a few years and I’m talking about girls with some of my friends and I say something about how awesome a girl’s “poo poo” looks, and they think I mean I like seeing a girl shit.

The “moderate Republican voice” is that one Republican senator who “had to attend his daughter’s wedding” instead of participating in the Kavanaugh vote.

“Like Saturn, the Revolution devours its children.”

Peak Kinja right here. All the stars for you.

Sorry, it’s Milky Way.

I get all that, and yet...the person controlling the twitter account could have picked any other card to showboat. Missing this is plain weird.

I would have said he was probably at these same rape parties except he’s clearly closeted homosexual. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. But regardless, fuck him and may he die of suffocation in a tragic self-fellation attempt.

Followed by a typical moronic man-baby response. You people are sad. So very sad. I genuinely feel sorry for all of you. It must be miserable being you.

I read the setting as more “Brazil-like” except not quite as Brazil as the actual Brazil (the movie, not the country) was.

That’s pretty much what I told the bill collector’s when I was off work.

Unfortunately, unemployment doesn’t pay crap even if you did make a lot. I found that out the hard way this last year (although I’m gainfully employed again, but it was a tough six months on unemployment).

Right, there’s also the whole “fled to Taiwan” thing. Sure seems like this wasn’t a big surprise to him.

I’m with you. I hit 50 this weekend and 500 power level, and I feel like the progression has come to a complete stop. And that’s not even counting infusion, which I don’t have mats for. I liked some of the changes they made, but it feels incredibly grindy now. I’m already close to bailing.