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The part that stands out to me about Con Air is when Dave Chappelle gets turned into a pretzel by the landing gear. I still wake up in cold sweats at nights worried that it’ll happen to me.

Right...I give it a week. Maybe two.

Wait, are you saying that movies should be smarter, such as “The Rock” or “Con Air”? Or are you saying that “The Rock” and “Con Air” are good examples of bad action movies?

If the public would understand our national politics in these terms, it would be a lot easier for them to understand why their problems never seem to get fixed, even though politicians say all the right things.

(Sample dialogue: “Comen now, girl! Thou’rt too young by half for such world-weary sighs. Must thou makest our parting so gloomy?”)

There’s a big difference between “evil overlord” and “huge stupid asshole”. Take, for instance, Vladimir Putin vs. our dumbshit-in-chief, Drumpf.

One wonders if these dipshits truly understand what “tyranny” means.

you’d have to be some sort of goddamn fucking morons not to be able to make money off of that.

I can’t even begin to imagine the feelings you’re going through right now. I’m so sorry you have to deal with this. Thank you for sharing and hopefully helping someone else.

I don’t understand why they’re happening??? 3 in one week? Were there layoffs? It’s really depressing, Joanna and Madeleine were two of my favorites :(

Interesting, I didn’t realize that, thanks for the clarification!

“Why do all of these homosexuals keep sucking my cock” is one of my all time favorites as well.

Somebody has to liven up those packages and containers.

I’m glad someone said it. I’m trying to muster some sympathy for them and I just keep seeing “wakeboarding in salt flats”. Ew. Just...ew.

That’s a lot kinder words than I have for TotalBiscuit. She was holding back, if anything. We should sugarcoat that shithead just because he happened to die of cancer? Fuck him and fuck anyone associated with GamerGate. He was an awful person, and the world is a better place without him.

Welp, you can add ArenaNet to my list of companies I won’t do business with.

One of the main problems with the dopamine reward system loop is that the brain tries to build a kind of logic around the cause of the reward. So take, for instance, monkeys who had their dopamine centers tweaked when a horn would go off, then food arrived. At first, their dopamine would peak when the food arrived.

That was literally the first thing I thought when I saw the pic. Like “oh, she photoshopped in a bunch of pubic hair”. Long before I noticed the telephone pole.

I had my suspicions that maybe possibly something was wrong with the guy a few years ago when he started dating his granddaughter. I think it was the fact that, you know, he was dating his granddaughter.