Clearly, the approximate 8,000 daily calories consumed by a Tour de France rider are spread out

Why would they cover hockey or soccer when they can run a story about the Lakers or Knicks, two teams that have been super relevant in the NBA lately. /s

I’ve started relying on individual sports websites (NFL.com, MLB.com) for my recaps and coverage, and it’s 1000% better. Most of ESPN’s actual sports “coverage” involves non-stories or the same three talking points over and over again (“Is Lebron clutch? Tebow’s back!”).

Even the sports coverage is iffy. Football season Tuesdays is the only time I turn on ESPN at this point, just to catch the highlights on loop.

tl;dr HOW WILL THE PHILADELPHIA UNION FUCK THIS UP

I’m going to miss LA’s cameos on Portlandia.

Do what you wanna do, but propane is an adequate fuel source that will make adequate hot dogs. Who wants to fuck with charcoal when reheating lips and buttholes?

It’s sad the level of vitriol this has accumulated.

A contact high, even a psychedelic one, would be the last thing I’d worry about “catching” from touching people at a Dead show.

The 7’6”ers?

It’s more of a “why bother reviewing a film you know you’re going to hate because you just don’t like the person who created it,” but yeah, you’re spot-on.

Wow call your PARENTS because those are bargain BASEMENT prices.

I can only speak as a Iowa-raised, upper-middle-class white guy who has never experienced real racism directed at me my entire life. I have no other meaningful experience to contribute to the discussion.

Random softball league story:

Apparently it’s a Deadspin rule for the word “racist” to appear in every single comment thread.

Yeah, he was quite obviously throwing a little fit off what all the announcers conceded was a hard but completely clean foul, and it went all wrong. I’m surprised we’re just speaking on that in the greys and it’s not the big talking point here...

Rule #23: Don’t injure yourself while flopping.

Those last two steps were for show (like he was selling the call / flopping) and it didn’t turn out the way he had hoped. Looks like he just lunged towards the photogs on his 2nd or 3rd step

“Coffee as a pregame drink is popular in the NBA: Darrell Armstrong, Toni Kukoc, and Luigi Datome all enjoyed it.”