dear neighborhood kids - stop taking my squirtles!

The obvious answer here is a scheme of injuring yourself on the table saw and then suing the landlord for leaving it there.

Imagine half of Leicester Cities fans and boards thought it would be a good idea to leave the FA because they didn’t like the influence other teams had on their ability to play football. Lets call it Foxit. But shockingly, leaving the FA means they are no longer in the Premier League and the FA CUp. They are no longer…

It was young Messi tearing it up in Germany that summer a decade ago that first opened my eyes to what people meant when they called soccer the beautiful game. That World Cup, the next one, following my favorite player from Argentina in the summer to Barcelona in the fall—those were the events and performances that…

Chastain?

Wondolowski?

“an american team approaching full capacity” - they were missing 4-5 starters

It’s just how I imagine Santa’s elves act all the time!

And there’s this

This should become a thing. Irish sports fans rampaging cities and repairing cars, installing new windows, painting storefronts. All while falling down drunk and singing.

So the despicable world of data collection and tracking - indirectly, the primary profit center for this site - is suddenly newsworthy, but only when your mortal enemy is a co-founder?

(Peter Thiel, a Palantir cofounder, has admitted to bankrolling lawsuits against Gizmodo’s parent company Gawker Media in an effort to silence the company. Gizmodo began reporting on this story long before Thiel’s vendetta became known.)

I’m sorry.

I do wonder, with the rate of deteriorating jokes here, how long before Deadspin just starts headlines with, “Bryce Harper really slapped a deep dick in the outfield!”

Ugh. I am already tired of the LeBron Hagiography— he was gifted this championship.

You don’t like Wal-Mart, so you think it’s ok to set one on fire? Wow.

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

Sure it’s possible to do that stuff with a phone, but I didn’t because with the Echo it’s hands free and I just have to say the keyword to wake it up. It’s more convenient than having to carry my phone around with me while I’m home so I can leave it plugged in and fully charged for when I leave te house. It’s also a…

I didn’t complain about Apple doing that, so I get a pass on it. What do I do when it’s another room? I speak up. The pickup mic (I think there are 2 or 3) are really very very good. Unless the thing is blasting music, it works very very well.

What’s weird is that Siri has actually gotten worse. When I used it on my iPhone 5S (iOS 8), it worked almost flawlessly, and I used it constantly for directions, weather, Google searches, etc. I purchased a 6S with iOS 9, and all of a sudden, it can’t understand a word I’m saying, the delays are maddening, and it…