Did no one tell her IT’S FUCKING NOVEMBER?

What a coincidence! I get my barista to write “solstice greetings” on mine!

It’s a convenient protest. It requires participants to act like a bit more of an asshole during their otherwise uninterrupted day.

A coworker of mine got “Merry Christmas” on her cup this morning and posted it to Facebook. It’s the dumbest shit to get riled up over. And yeah, you are just giving your money to Starbucks in “protest” of their fucking cups.

“Meanwhile the teams, the league ignore it because the dirty little secret is that at this point the only way to fill the stadiums is appealing to the dumbest, most drunken, and the angriest of the population.”

+1963

That matches the physical description of the average Texan.

There’s something like 5 guns per capita in Texas. So where were all the “good guys with guns”?!?!

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, a person hailing from the New England area is shot in the head while visiting Dallas.

So that’s the key to getting result with an assault case on a campus. Be male!

How about a center turn signal? The “I’m just going straight” light. It would make those awkward stop sign moments a thing of the past. Kind of a shame that so few people use turn signals that having a straight signal might be helpful.

If one is to do a Dukes of Hazzard tribute with a Jeep, there’s only one vehicle from the show that’s a valid choice.

Rob, Sr., was accomplice to murder. Should be no. 1.

I’d argue the Mazda 3 (MSRP $18k) is a good car too.

Oh...

:( McRibs looking gourmet right now

It looks like they gave up halfway through making it. Like they just looked down after toasting the bun and putting on the first part of the lobster “Christ, what are we doing with our lives? I just can’t even”.