wtfmechanics
WTFmechanics
wtfmechanics

The shooter was 21 years old. As much fun as it is to say all the racist/sexist/homophobic etc etc problems in our society can be solved by simply waiting for all our Olds to die off, these mentalities are very much alive and well in people our age and younger, as this man demonstrates.

This problem can’t be solved by

Mug shot just screams douche bag.

A clue! The NY POST stole the bike!

Consider the thousand year old slump broken.

Bozo? To paraphrase John Mulaney, nobody except the New York Post has used that word in like a thousand years.

It was actually Tom Collins. Sadly, they’re alcoholics.

It’s like someone hit the Mute button on the world’s foremost collection of douchebags.

Hey, fuck you buddy, some were born into this douchebaggery.

Living here, I agree.

Yeah it’s not us Massachusetts residents who suck at driving, it’s everyone else from the rest of the country that drive like shit who make us look bad!

Any smart person when it is A: Free and B: Documentation of what just happened.

I love that a tubby Hobgoblin like Peter King feels he can criticize someone for running 40 yards in six seconds. I would be shocked if his forty time was under ten seconds, even running toward an Allagash Limited Edition Commissioners Taint IPA.

That's great, but who are the Chefs?

lol, they can't have guns but they can have tanks?

Did anyone think to check if the license plate on the tank could be deemed offensive?

Never trust an elected official who owns a denim blazer AND a pocket square.

I was going to comment, "Of COURSE, Florida." But based on this and the school's discipline history, I guess it's better to say, "Of COURSE, PSU."

Personally I think it'd be alright to give Tebow another shot at the NFL. He definitely did win some games he appeared to have no business winning, he's a talented athlete, and throwing motions are in theory fixable. Is he really worse than Geno Smith or Christian Ponder? He could at least be useful as a backup, and

Brother i am right there with you!!!

If he delivers on this shit, my next car should be perfectly timed to be a model 3. Right now with falling gas prices there has been a lot of anti tesla sentiment. My desire for a car with full torque from zero RPM and less mechanical parts splashed with a dose of fun hasn't abated one bit. I'm willing to admit that I