old nongamer here. my fuckin dick is glitchin had me howling!

No Trump can stand like a normal human stander. Jr. holds his arms 2" out to the sides, trying to appear larger. Looks like Baby Vanka  does the opposite.

I think the egg extruder is real, Bridget Jones’ mom demo’d them in a department store when she went on the lam from marriage. It looked like a penis pump that excretes hard boiled eggs!

They’ve always been the most Exceptional of all Exeptional Americans.

You made me cry. I’m v sorry for your pain. You did the right thing-You tried.

They had insane longevity. I was born in 1960, disco was the music of my young adulthood. But the Beegees, just like Michael Jackson, used it as a springboard away from the 70s, and into the future. I feel for Barry. It’s really painful being the last sib standing.

I came upon an old article about John Frusciante’s alleged role in River Phoenix’ death. Depp’s name came up a LOT. Of course, he owned the Viper Room. But he bounced to France immediately. Stayed there, too. It’s all sketchy.

He’s Elliot Page, killer actor with a new additional built-in fanbase. They surely knew they scored getting his acting services as a woman. Now he can still act, but has extra hype. If a screenwriter can’t maximize this gift in the world of The Umbrella Academy, they lack all imagination. 

Vanya can do whatever the fuck they want, perks of Superpowers! Netfli knows free marketing when they see it. I hope Vanya becomes a gender chameleon and proves it’s all a social construct!

TY for saying it! I am a literal quadriplegic and don’t stand as funny as a Trump!

A lot of what you call UGGS appear to be mukluks. The rabbit fur on the exterior, around the shins, with beaded toes, is a mukluk. I buy mine from Manitobah Mukluks, Native owned, in Canada. Because I live at 7000 foot in New Mexico  and my shins freeze, that’s why!

That sweater is bizarre. It looks like a cropped sweater she laid over her chest? Her arms are covered but she is not encased n it!

Bernie Taupin? Bobby Gentry? There must be a young equivalent...

My oldr bro, born 1955, was a fan. We were rarely allowed soft drinks so it was a big deal.

The wax is waxier.

I like the brand spanking new barn coat, or high priced replica thereof. No barns were sullied in the making of this grift!

The Pickwick Papers was so entertaining, in high school it occupied me one winter. I read it in spite of my teachers, they never assigned the fun stuff.

My lizard brain has its reptilian eye on the Senate Majority Leader. Too bad it’s a reptilian chickenshit.

Ahoy, fellow bereft. Happy holidays.

I lost my husband and my son. A decade later, I suspect I survived. I don’t think what happened to this woman was survivable. I hope her remaining children understand someday. It’s not that she loved them less. It just hurt too much...and now it doesn’t.