The fuck *was* Brett Favre.

Look in Wisconsin's bag. What do you got? You got some cheese curds, *both* fresh and fried, you've got PBR, you've got a Clay Matthews, but there are no fucks to be seen.

Yeah. Wisconsin is not worried about kale or Carrie Underwood's baby. Wisconsin gives zero fucks.

Wisconsin keeps it as real as hell.

You somehow overlooked that Mohammad guy. He wasn't exactly a hippie...

I'd really like all the assholes who screech about free speech every time someone calls them an asshole for their asshole opinions to read this. THIS. THIS FUCKING RIGHT HERE is what free speech is about. These women are literally being tried for having an opinion different to that of their government. THIS is a free…

ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE!!!!

5%? not even. Last Christmas transcends generations; Republican - Democrat divide; Language barriers; Religion.

Yeah, except "Last Christmas" is like, the best Christmas song ever, and "Santa Tell Me" sucks, Ariana.

I am repulsed by her hair pieces.

Santa laid her off from the toy factory. She's a bitter elf.

I thought that, too. She might not want her vag on instagram. But, it's still a pretty extraordinary photo and you can't really see any of her lady parts. No blood, which is a plus.

I saw it. I thought it was pretty cute, to be honest.

Be an asshole, for America.

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!

Fuck off, mate. ;)

Everyday I realize I am lucky to live in a place where I can tell anyone I want to Fuck straight off without worrying about jail.

I guess the Turkish president isn't very Recept-ive to criticism.

I hate eating out with people that do this. If you are gluten intolerant and don't like most meats, don't order eggs benedict. Order poached eggs with a side of hollandaise...even though the presentation isn't quite as pretty.