Oh yes... I want him to guard my body. With his penis. All over. Up and down. Rock it 'til waterfalls. Eat my skittles.

I can't believe she had this guy around all day and picked Chris Martin instead!

Yum.

I'd love that, but normal friends that go to work just like the rest of us- not people shooting at each other, or organizing a drug deal. Guess what, Hollywood: there are blue collar/professional law-abiding blacks, living in beautiful neighborhoods, who just want to accomplish the long lost American dream like…

I actually thought... I actually thought there might really be a squirrel playing a little teeny flute. I'm so embarrassed :(

There used to be pygmy elephants. On the island of Flores. I'm not a fan of using the Science to bring back extinct species but in this one case I will make a large exception.

Meanwhile, George Zimmerman is out waving his gun around the streets. Darren Wilson will likely walk without any repercussions, too.

Perhaps Ariana wrote this song after watching the 1959 classic "Santa Claus", a movie where Santa teams up with Merlin to save the children of Earth of the clutches of Satan. I shit you not, that is the movie. It is just as odd and goofy as it sounds and was wonderfully skewered on MST3K

This is a fantastic argument and I'm hoping in devolves into an all-out BLOOD FEUD

MARK CAN I COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND PLAY GUITAR HERO???

I always imagine their rationale is "But I'm pretty and girly and I don't hate men and I want them to like me. I can't be a feminist." And I am rolling my eyes right along with you.

"cuz I wanted to have a kiss..." Well fuck. I want chocolate macarons to fall from the sky into my hands, but I know better than to ask for them.

On Tuesday, while waiting as my tattoo artist prepped her station before inking me, a white man leaving the parlor/gallery with his girlfriend came up behind me and ran his hands through my afro.

I live in Europe. In Scotland. I live in a very white country in a pretty white continent. With the exception of the one boy who wanted to "lick me all over" - they're all white. Including the creepy creepy creepy old men in Italy.

Does this mean i hallucinated the experience, or your arguement is kind of bullshit?

That was my point. He fired her personally. He's a POS.

Built on and maintained by what is essentially slave labor. I'm no expert, but I do know that the Quran does not condone slavery.

She was. Luckily she got pardoned because of public outcry. If you google it a lot of the coverage is poorly translated because she's not a US citizen, but it's decently follow-able.

Makes sense. Beyonce dressed up as Janet for Halloween which of course conjured the real Janet. That's how it works.