Oh yes... I want him to guard my body. With his penis. All over. Up and down. Rock it 'til waterfalls. Eat my skittles.

I can't believe she had this guy around all day and picked Chris Martin instead!

Yum.

I'd love that, but normal friends that go to work just like the rest of us- not people shooting at each other, or organizing a drug deal. Guess what, Hollywood: there are blue collar/professional law-abiding blacks, living in beautiful neighborhoods, who just want to accomplish the long lost American dream like…

I actually thought... I actually thought there might really be a squirrel playing a little teeny flute. I'm so embarrassed :(

There used to be pygmy elephants. On the island of Flores. I'm not a fan of using the Science to bring back extinct species but in this one case I will make a large exception.

Meanwhile, George Zimmerman is out waving his gun around the streets. Darren Wilson will likely walk without any repercussions, too.

Perhaps Ariana wrote this song after watching the 1959 classic "Santa Claus", a movie where Santa teams up with Merlin to save the children of Earth of the clutches of Satan. I shit you not, that is the movie. It is just as odd and goofy as it sounds and was wonderfully skewered on MST3K

What is this cord even plugged into? IT JUST DISAPPEARS INTO THE BEZEL.

This is hilarious because during my computer science degree, we had a girl that was notorious for only doing the "design" part of group projects because she was terrible at actually programming/coding.

Also, wouldn't that be a software engineer? don't computer engineers focus on hardware?

The obligatory guy with the popped collar tells you that this story was written by...an idiot, but I can't determine if it was a man or woman.

This is a fantastic argument and I'm hoping in devolves into an all-out BLOOD FEUD

MARK CAN I COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND PLAY GUITAR HERO???

I know I know I was just looking for an excuse to post that video because that cat is amazing.

That cat is in a Russian household, so it is not even imitating the people around it, otherwise it would not be using English words. It just has weird vocalizations, like one of my cats who makes these cute trills instead of proper meows.

Orcas are dolphins, if we're defining dolphins as members of the group Delphinidae. I forget if there's been any observed hunting of bottlenose dolphins by orcas. But orcas do hunt and kill almost anything they can get their hands fins on, so it's entirely possible orcas are just trying to talk like their potential…

Right? Now I have to figure out if I want *that* fancy piece of technology, or *this* fancy piece of technology: