I just busted out laughing in a dialysis clinic and half the people in here are giving me weird looks. And I'm gonna have to explain this to my partner when we get back in the boo-boo bus.

I can just see it now...

What, no Kiki?

Can they do Team Rocket next? Jessie and James were always the most fabulous cartoon villains of my youth.

Prepare for trouble, indeed.

I hate when kids arch their back when your trying to hold them . . .

Kotaku has images of all the outfits for those who are interested:

Shit's kawaii as fuck.

Don't judge me, but I'd totally rock the hell out of the sailor school dress... if they just had my size. I'm assuming most of these don't run larger than an Asian L, which most likely means the entire dress might wrap around one of my delightfully juicy thighs.

I found my new outfit for airline travel.

I KNOW, RIGHT?

I am too, and it makes me wonder how other people can live in a different region for decades and retain their accent. Mine is dropped in less than a year, without trying.

I have random words pronounced with different regional intonation because I moved around. Louisville is LOO-i-vul and Nashville is NASH-vul from living in Kentucky. (I have finally eradicated the verbal tick of saying I'm "fixing to" do something.) I have a lot of upspeak and slang from late 1990s Southern California.…

My prediction is that if we ever create artificial minds, one of the first things they'll discover is how to delete each other.

It must have been checked out along with the "Idiot's Guide to Domestic Abuse."

It's about time this issue get's recognized for hat it really is. The NFL has a no tolerance for domestic violence & this is a great message to send out for everyone. Domestic violence is a very serious crime here in the USA. These kids get all this $$$$ too fast, too soon, think that because they are a adult & of…

What, no "Domestic Abuse for Dummies"?

Me, right now:

I used to work at a library where we had the most unfortunately-titled book on domestic violence...

"You guys okay?" Philbin will ask, or "Ready for practice in the morning?" Or "Anything we need to discuss?"