Hot damn. J Lo has those ab-pube ridges that the super ripped athletes have. I am putting down this fucking donut down right now. I hate the entire world.

Once upon a time I saw this done to balls at a fetish party. I didn't really get the point - I suppose it must have felt...nice? The sub's top put a flashlight behind them and they looked pretty funny. They looked funnier with a flashlight behind them, and a Jack'O'Latern face drawn on them in sharpie.

unfortunately not every person who gains weight gains them in the boobs... -.-

"As safe as one could expect," they say? Could we get a few more specifics here, maybe—before I go shooting my boobs up with it?!

I do not understand why you wouldn't just put those chicken cutlet things into your bra to try a new size. A lot cheaper and I imagine both options are fairly approximate at best.

Boobs for one night? Can we please please please start referring to this procedure as "Cinderella Tits"?

Why you gotta body mod shame, Dries? Why do you hate the bagel heads?

PLEASE DO NOT POST PICTURES OF THAT THEY WILL BE DISMISSED SINCERELY THE MANAGEMENT.

I'm a fully licensed pediatrician. Here's me with one of my favorite patients:

Breast tissue is sensitive. Swelling causes pain. Wouldn't this be an excruciating experience? And since when did padded bras stop existing? #questions

Iran did prosecute someone - eye for an eye sort of way - for an acid attack on woman who refused to marry him:

Jesus fucking Christ, there is no dispute in the WORLD worth throwing ACID in someone's FACE over. These are human people we're talking about, does no one have any respect for each other as people any more?!?

Internalized misogyny is a hell of a drug...

My new laugh is "whore-dee-whore."

Their crest is just the Illuminati symbol on a surfboard.

True story:

Does she have to be beautiful to be worthwhile to you? Because I don't know if you're meaning to, but you're coming across as really hateful and nasty.

How about this one? Love it!

Aside from her list of amazing singers including J.Lo, I kind of love this. I knew there was a reason that I always channel her/Maya Rudolf's impression of her after a one night stand—I hear her voice in my head screaming, "Get ooooouuut!" as I fake sleep and hope the dude goes away without any fuss.

I hope they find her soon, and it's a shame this isn't all over the news. But some of us know why.