Nevermind that they are sexualizing children.

....."This may just be a coincidence, but I just noticed this. If you take 1775 and multiply it by 12 (inches) you get 21300. Now if you multiply that by 91101 (9/11/01) you get 1940451300. If you take that number and multiply it by 13, the number of years since 9/11 and an unlucky number you get 25225866900. Next if…

It's because I want to have a threesome but I want both the guys to be identical. Like I want to be the rotisserie chicken between two spokes that are the same size, duh.

ITS EYES WITHOUT A FACE OR NOTHING! THE REST OF YOU CAN GO TO HELL!

Outside. Notice the marzipan is both solid and smooth. Like a screen. That projected movies would be projected on with a projector.

Yes.

And it's not fair on you as a tax paying citizen. We have an overdeveloped defense system and a grossly underdeveloped system for the actual health of our citizens. This has to be the most overlooked detail in our society.

AHA! Also ten points for your moniker :)

I CANNOT WAIT! THIS CLIP JUST INDUCED MY PERIOD!

Can you do this on android? CAN YOU?

Are you old? You sound old.

Me too.

I knew I could count on you.

Yeah chanting also keeps me level minded and helps me wind down before bed or I can't sleep. I have a ritual where I chant by candle light after setting my alarm and placing my phone on the charger. I don't turn any lights on or check my phone after. Then I lay in bed fully relaxed and with my eyes attuned to the…

AHHH HE'S GO MEGAN FOX HANDS!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhh. ok. Honestly I didn't get this till now.

IDK I grew up around Catholics and my family would do that gesture where they cross themselves with their right or left hand from the top of the shoulders to the forehead to the chest or heart for whatever reason. Whether they thought they saw a ghost or someone over heard someone in the bodega say the word "El…

Deadspin is the best. I really need to stop here before Jezebel.

Not me. I'm waiting for Tebow to start handing out body of Christ wafers he pulls from his sweaty jersey to the crowd.

They even have the angel Gabriel in the Koran. Seriously, I got get what all the drama is about.