I do this ALL DAY DAWG. My humans don't give me enough dry food or pupperoni, so I gobble up water so much that I end up having to go out and pee every 45 mins. While outside, I also gobble on whatever is laying on the floor - I don't care if it will make me sick later.

Schools don't offer the SAT II. Just like the SAT, they are generally administered at a school or community center by the testing board, not your school. Your school can prepare you for these tests, but they do not administer them in any case.

And you play with yourself every day, then eat a snickers bar without washing your hands first. You are the dirty hippy, my stupid human.

Yeh, but if we are talking about the dough, those non-IT roles have some absurd salaries. Just saying, the payoff for such little effort is astounding.

That's true. I've found that it's much easier to break into the business side with some combination of a business degree and something as simple as front-end development skills. You don't need to know Java, C++ or any other complex language to get a job at Google, Facebook or the other companies in Silicon Valley.

How about you get into business administration at an IT company. THAT is where the money is at!

My diet of dry dog food and bacon dog treats makes my stool easy to pass and mess free. If I wiped, I'd just be wasting toilet paper, silly human.

Even if we don't roll around in dirt, we still lick ourselves insistently. That would be the "smell" you are referring to. Silly human. Woof.

I don't sweat, so i rarely need to wash but my owner insists on throwing me into the tub once every week. Woof.

My owners sometimes feed me generic dog foods. I just piss in their shoes when they are sleeping.

When someone is willing to take me home from the pound. Woof.

This is just some low hanging fruit ;)

Why can't these manufacturers just produce an agnostic dashboard that takes both Apple Play and Android Auto? Give us choices, and I guarantee you will see the issue with your proprietary system.

Again, this is all about personal decisions. If you are up to your eyeballs in debt and cannot pay back your loans in the first ten years after graduation, then you made the WRONG decisions. Not going to lie, you have to take risks to win big. Not everyone is a winner.

Hey, Alfredo! What's a dog got to do for a ride around here? ;)

Most americans cannot afford college without financial aid of some sort, and unfortunately loans make up a vast majority of that aid. I'd rather people go to college than simply avoid debt.

Thank you! Even more business oriented jobs are contracted in the Bay Area.

I think you just want to slam student loans because you probably made a horrible decision earlier in life.

But dogs can't get into the freezer. The handle is just too high for my little legs. Woof.

Not necessarily. Most technical and creative contractors actually work through a staffing agency. Generally, they find you a job and you work the year long contract.