Hmmmm.....

Hmmmm.....

D*mn you! Now what excuse can I use with the wife for this purchase?

D*mn you! Now what excuse can I use with the wife for this purchase?

You forgot the part about keeping a bucket handy.

If they didn’t, it was probably the only thing they DIDN’T drink.

Mid-Atlantic. PA, NJ, MD.

Have to think about it. Would you lightly pan-fry it first, so you could crumple it up and use that way? Or get a nice hard crust on it, then put whole slices in? Unfortunately I can’t get it up here in New England so can’t try it myself. I do have some pork roll though, maybe I’ll try to casserole that.

Sorry. PENNSYLVAAAAAAAAANIA!!!

Could Bruce Lee beat a gorilla in a fight?

That steak is too good for an authentic cheesesteak.

Quit smoking in 1994, with only occasional lapses since then. Nothing in 10+ years. Every once in a great while when I consider taking it up again, I just say to myself “why don’t you just go get a hammer and start hitting yourself in the head instead, since that would be a smarter thing to do” and the feeling goes…

Taking my first overseas trip since getting Global Entry next week - can’t wait to use it.

My results were quite depressing

Not sure about this one...+1 for using a lemon though.

Didn’t they say similar things about Chollie? Just saying.

“Pour in some wine.”

aircrafts?

And off to the liquor store am I. An Aviation sounds like just the thing to get me through the Seder tonight.

But she has “creme de violette” whatever the heck that is.

Learning stick is like learning a language: if you don’t do it when you’re young, forget it.

So this wasn’t “his first competitive game since finishing his career at Western Michigan University in 2006" then. The story made it sound like he hadn’t even laced up skates in 12 years.