How about the “iMessage messages display out of order” irritant? Any word on a fix for that one?

Can you use it as a stun gun?

Can you use it as a stun gun?

Does a “real” propane torch, like a plumber would use, count?

Or you could just not do it, like an actual human being with free will.

Don’t marry my ex-wife? When her credit card was stolen, I didn’t report it missing, because the person who stole it was spending less than she was.

“Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten.” - David Ogden Stiers

Or you could just, like, ask in the interview. This seems to me like a perfectly reasonable thing to talk about.

Which one was that in?

I think this should be a regular feature: “X is better for you than Y.” Bust some myths!

Why is this a “spring training” thing? Plenty of major league parks have holes for cameras and the like. E.g. Fenway:

Can they be used as tasers, in a pinch?

Can they be used as tasers, in a pinch?

I have no secrets from my wife. While we each have our own accounts, all our passwords are kept in shared LastPass folders. Both our phones’ TouchId work with either of our fingerprints. At the very least, it allows her to get access should I die in a plane crash (or visa versa).

Sigh, how I miss the days of camping out in front of the ticket counter. Good times.

You had a cool mom.

Better not let that “group of older Irish women” hear this.

This. If the airlines increased the size of the normal seats to the size of the extra room seats, and then sold a few seats with less room for cheaper, everybody would be b*tching because there aren’t enough cheaper seats. “I don’t care about room, I just want cheaper price. The airlines are greedy bastards.”

What kitchen item causes you to freak out if it goes missing? 

No matter what we do, (permanent DST, permanent standard, or switch), 1/3 of the people will like it, and 2/3 will be pissed off.

That’s easy: da-da-da-da-daaa-daaa-da, daaa-daaa-da, daaa-daaa-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daaa-da-daaa-da-daaaaa

My wife’s from Israel, where they think top sheets are really weird. I’ve been very clear from day one that if she expects me to sleep in the same bed with her, using a top sheet is a non-negotiable condition. So far she’s gone along, reluctantly at times.