I’m an Alpha Phi. I don’t know what bothers me most, the ridiculousness of how this chapter only seems filled with thin beautiful blonds, the overuse of the slo-mo, or the fact that they have a lake nearby to frolic in. (it’s the first one. but I am jealous of the lake.)

One time, the Merch people for Andrew wk fucked up my order. I got a personal, handwritten apology from the man and a care package with lots of import CDs.