I like my car

RWD Hatchback/Wagon, under 3000lbs, under $25k.

Knock it off with the fat cars. You wouldn't need 600hp out of your Camaro if it didn't weigh two tons.

My grievance this year? Just one from Chevrolet. YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY! No commercials. No magazine ads. No manual transmission. Not even a good value. It's like you hate performance cars that don't start with "Corvette". Even reviving the Camaro was like pulling teeth with you people. Side note; I do really like the C7.

I've driven that subaru!

I actually know the guy who made this. He is so excited that Jalopnik picked this up.

Ladies and gentlemen, the creator of this commercial, wins the Internet.

Hell, the effort that he put into it is worth $900 by itself.

If your want to get technical, Tune to Win is required reading.

This wouldn't happen with a hatch. Yes I'm going to keep beating this horse until WRX hatch appears.

Wouldn't be an issue with a hatch.

no no no, your next car doesn't have to be automatic, your next wife has to drive manual. You have it all wrong.

Needs moar fender flair.

Subaru...please don't drop the 5-door option.

This car is a waste of time. Free your soul and get behind the wheel of a Lotus Elise or Exige. No screens, no paddle shifters, nothing. It's as pure as a blast of Wild fucking Turkey Bourbon down your gaping fucking maw - it ain't no vodka Red Bull. It's as real as fucking a mountain woman, not a blowup doll with a…

I love that they're using a 2011+ STI wing.

I have one of the last available from Volvo in the US.