If it flies, floats, or fucks, rent it.

I feel like it would be healthier for our nation if it went back to being the Winston Cup.

i dont know about the damage the fluid can cause...

$5000? Look at Mr. Moneybags here....
Max $1250 - the most dangerous game

Cattle feed smells less bad than fed cattle.

d) Browse Craiglist for: Max Price 5000, Max Year 1980

Don’t you mean news at 12? Show some respect.

Sherman calls someone out for being a poor winner and disrespecting other fans?

Wow. The guy driving that must have got his back wet.

Not sure about eastern Canada, but here on the west coast we dont even have high school football. It’s basketball, hockey, curling, co-ed snow shovelling, ice dancing, and competitive apologizing.

You couldn’t make a failed QB now playing WR for the 0-12 Cleveland Browns feel bad about himself. I’m not sure he’s the one who sucks in this situation.

Time for this week’s guide for antenna users! Now that Thanksgiving is over, it’s time for Christmas movies! Standard disclaimers: All times are Eastern and not all channels are available in all areas.

I plugged this into my Belichick translator and it came back: “I can’t believe you get paid to waste my time like that. Fuck you and the rag that hired you. Grow the fuck up.”

He actually was VERY amused by the question, as evidenced by his wry slight grin at the end of his response.

Had to go to Paynesville, MN for a 4 day trip. Closest hotel I could find was out in St. Cloud, 40 minutes away. Flew into Minneapolis, and head to pick up my reserved mid-sized rental from Thrifty. Get there, they tell me they’ve got a Nissan Versa for me. I disagree with them on the car/category, and tell them I…

Best advice I got at my first track day was to write a check out to cash for the value of your car and tape it to the dashboard. Touch it every time you cross the finish line and ask yourself if you can cash the check or not. If you can’t, you drive accordingly.

So mine story isn’t so much about the sketchiness of the rental car, but about the rental agency and particularly the return. In 2006 my wife and I went to San Diego for a week. She had a conference to attend, I went just to goof off. Did some looking around on the internet and got a really good deal on a car for…

Good god, I remember stories like these. Flying into St Louis in an ice storm,. and getting a convertible Eclipse with horrible visibility that I’d never driven before. The several times I’d driven in the South at night on ice, and they don’t use salt. At least twice returning cars with poor alignment. Also twice with…

Random af but so entertaining.

Does the chart show where it's no longer considered creepy to have sex with someone? Third cousin twice removed? We all must be related to each other somehow, where is the line? In the olden days (I think as late as the early 20th century) it was still common to sleep with and even marry your first cousin.