Now this is good. I think you have the edge....

See, now that’s better!

Hmmmm, I don’t know if you would fit in with the current staff-there are no missing or extra words in that sentence and it makes sense.

With a stick, right? So they can’t use their phone......

That makes sense!

Never heard them called kitties, but that makes sense!

Thank you-you gave several good additions.

I started using that about 10 yrs ago when a friend’s son told me he had been out on the lake “whippin’ shitties” in his 2wd truck. I thought it was funny and use it whenever I can, but it was always donuts before that.

Whipping shitties

That was my favorite matchbox when I was a little kid! 

This is a great strategy!

That sounds painful as hell and like the last thing you’d expect to happen.

I know you got kinja’d, but I love seeing this post scattered randomly through the comments.

I love how the fans are looking at each other like “what the hell was that?”

Agree-it’s not about the car, it’s about the road trip.

You’re almost as bad as the Miata idiots!

Cmon Brad, let’s not start a holy war!

I can see jumping 10' but 25?!?! Did you break your thumbs when they bounced off your massive balls?

Was there a problem with the goalie helmet?

Don’t feel bad- i do dumb (and dangerous) shit I’m too old for all the time too! Then I get scolded for days when I get hurt.