I mean, Nintendo still makes great games with it’s properties and Sega hasn’t made a great Sonic game in years.

Dwight Eisenhower made one gigantic mistake as president, and there can be argument about other blunders. He overthrew, at the bidding of what would become British Petroleum, a democratically elected prime minister in Iran, a slowly but surely modernizing nation that would have been a beacon to others in the region…

When we get our hands on that text message the NFL and the Hall of Fame have a serious, serious problem and we expect this to reach all the way to the top.

In my experience as someone who was a Mercy main, but drifted away from her due to her being underpowered, it’s basically impossible to play Mercy when you’re high enough in competitive.

The No. 2 won the Money In The Bank ladder match. Therefore guaranteeing himself a shot against No. 1 whenever he wants. Pretty common knowledge, if you ask me.

When people say something that offends you, they’re morally superior jerks who are hating on you. When you say something that offends other people, they’re “weak willed” and you aren’t “being a jerk at all.”

Look, I’ll come at this from a different angle. You ever play sports? I play sports. Now when we finish a game, it is customary, in pretty much every sport, to shake hands with your opponent. This usually comes with “Good game”.
That’s where the practice came from, that’s why people do it in online games.
Now you walk…

If my baton hand-off efforts were interrupted by the stroke of a hot Brazilian, I’d probably lose control and just wildly toss it as well.

According to the patch notes, the only change to McCree is how activating his ultimate depletes his meter. If he doesn’t fire the high noon shot (before of an interruption or a cancel), his meter will be depleted in relation to the time he spent on high noon instead of just going back to 50%. Doesn’t seem like a major…

This isn’t “new Kotaku.” They’ve published “The Internet Reacts To: X” articles before, often in the same format as this one.

Also not “new”: Prescriptivist commenters demanding change to suit their personal tastes, whilst wholly ignoring the fact that no one forced them to click on the article that so injured them in…

I feel sorta bad for any of the MGS fans who are like “Huh well this doesn’t look SO bad. Maybe not great, but it could be ok. Let’s just wait and see how it is guys.”

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What crowd?

It drives me up the wall. I had things like reduced lunch as a kid, and now, guess what? I am a college-educated citizen with a job, who pays taxes, contributes to society, and serves in the military. You know what would have made all that impossible? Not being able to think in school because I was so hungry. So for…

Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…

If Eagles or Sixers fans had to wait for a championship in order to fight, Philadelphia would see a historic period of peace and prosperity.

New shit has come to light! She kidnapped herself!

I don’t see Grandia II, Final Fantasy IV, and Secret of Mana here. Your list is officially rejected:

Freestyle Mutating.