If I were Jen I’d at least drop Brad a PM and say: the crazy ones sure are fun at first, aren’t they?

A beautiful woman, who’s specialty involves standing still for long periods of time, saying nothing, holding a case with pretend money.
This has to be Trump’s dream girl.

to prevent anyone outside the tea from reading them.

90s movies, yes. But the first rule of Fight Club...

I like the thought of an undecided voter contemplating all of this. “on one hand, grabbing your crotch is so disgusting. On the other hand, he did write Cat Scratch Fever.”

I see Angie as Team Lancaster—I think her and Queen Margaret of Anjou would have an amazing time sipping some Miraval Rose and discussing their plans to smite their enemies. I also see a corollary between Edward IV and Brad. Like Edward, Brad seems to like to party a little more than he ought to. That makes Brad Team…

I’m going with Brad is York and Angie is Lancaster.

I see Brad Pitt as the red rose based on his iconic jacket in Fight Club. It’s okay to reference ‘90s movies, right?

New accent t-shirts coming tonight

And if he weren’t running for president right now, Donald Trump would be retweeting them.

I don’t think millennials realize just how much Bill Clinton was despised by the far right back in the 90's. There were as many conspiracy theories floating around the Clintons as there currently are around Obama- Mena, Arkansas, Whitewater, Webb Hubbell, Vince foster, etc. Just as Obama is accused of being secretly…

This was my reaction as well. May she continue fighting the fight in her afterlife!

If I lived through this interminable election process and died two days before Election Day, I would have some serious words with whoever greets you in the afterlife.

Can we hope they have some better dance moves this time?

It would have to be a brilliant disguise.

The Boss playing in the new Boss.

Poor Chris Christie. I hope he gets a disguise and goes to the show. You know he doesn’t want to miss this.

I will donate an extra $100 to the campaign if Bruce ends his performance with “Fuck you, Chris Christie!” I mean, haven’t we earned that?

Best part of this is you KNOW Chris Christie is weeping in the shower somewhere.