You’re saying the sushi I was about to order from Craiglist might not be healthy?

I think you meant Paul Ryan, not Jack Ryan. However, Paul Ryan has been such a lousy Speaker of the House maybe we should give Alec Baldwin, Harrison Ford, Ben Affleck, and Chris Pine a chance. Depending on how the election goes, we should give the corpse of Tom Clancy a chance, too.

Please. My son turned one this weekend and he got like 7 cars and a few trucks from random people. I asked him about it this morning, he said he doesn’t remember a thing.

Against all better judgement, I have always loved her, and hope she does well in this role. I want her to be well, ultimately. It would be really cool if this adaptation turned out to be great on its own merits.

I love my fair share of musicals but Ryan and Emma appear to have very little chemistry in that trailer. I’d be more interested in watching a love story between two singing mailboxes.

Oh shit, this got funiculars in it?!?

Permission to finally end the nonsense campaign of We Like Megyn Kelly Because Maybe She is A Secret Feminist/Liberal?

Thank you, Ellen.

... I really hope this doesn’t turn into a ‘Post Your Favorite Shocking Blackface pics!’ free-for-all because really, this story is dispiriting and dehumanizing enough without having this shit pop up, too.

The rash in the main pic looks an awful lot like Miley Cyrus.

Idk why, but reading your mention of her best friend made me tear up. Ugh. That poor girl. Everyone fucked up except her.

From another article:

This is the saddest thing I’ve read in a long time. That poor little girl. And her poor best friend. My heart just goes out to them all.

Someone painted, “pumpkin spice is people” outside my starbucks.

That show was so deeply stupid but it made for great hate-watching via Go Fug Yourself’s coverage. I couldn’t bring myself to watch the actual show because it was so cringey, but I looked forward to the weekly recaps!

that stupid show

I became celibate so I would never have to see a face like this again. Worth it.

I grew up next door to one of her nephews and met her many years ago. I can confirm that she’s between 4' and 6' tall.

Meow meow meow! (I’m so sorry)