If only Cyrus Beene could save us...

He really did!

Shout out to Amanda de Cadenet — photographer, actor, talk show host and ex-wife of John Taylor. Maybe someday she will be in a Dirt Bag on her own merits, instead of being the woman wearing a Jiffy Pop bag behind Kim K.! 

..he’d watched Hilton’s sex tape with Melania, despite his friendship with the Hilton family.

If it’s a good friend, get the scented press-ons.

Maybe Sally has been doing their hair all these years in some secret salon? I mean, that makes more sense that 98% of Hillary “conspiracies.”

Never thought to compare their hair but this seems fair.

I admired her dedication to Hillary-inspired fashion (remember how lighthearted we once were?!) before the election, but this is something meaningful to be impressed and inspired by.

Her dresses are cute, too ;)

I’ll say it again: just make sure you’re not fucking someone who voted against you.

Just make sure you’re not fucking someone who voted against you.

I hope Jessica Simpson is happy her shoes aren’t the most embarrassing anymore!

Pavlovian response to seeing her name in all caps?

Those are all sold out. Don’t worry — more coming soon.

Stinks.

Good to see some genuine happiness in these dark days.

Oh, I’m so sorry. I hope he remains stable and improves soon.

I knew this and forgot. I assumed she was wearing it as “blue + red, let’s come together” etc.

Yes, that’s what I assumed — about why she chose purple; you are very likely correct that she may have worn the color had she won. However, I think maybe a purple pantsuit. We’ll never know.

I hope Sue gets her own call-out article as well.