Yeah, my female hormones would likely cause me to leave you in that burning building.

There's something about the core fueling this — and pretty much all hate-based movements — that just eludes me. I'm not as empathetic as I should be, but I do a decent job of the "walk a mile in someone else's shoes" thing. I've tried for this but there's... nothing. There is no crevice in me dark enough that I can…

I'm guessing the reward for each question was reduced by roughly 20% as well.

Sorry but I disagree. America's culture is one that affects certain people differently. Poc and people who have grown up poor here in America often face struggle If you haven't it is fraudulent as fuck to act like you have any understanding of what that means if you do not.

....maybe they're Christians who are actually concerned about helping the poor and stuff instead of a set of arbitrary bullshit rules that help no one? Like Christ intended? Is that too much to hope for?

Both of my epidurals failed. I was ready to kill the entire anesthesiology department. I actually yelled at one point, "Do any of those fuckers know what they're doing?" And I'm not the east bit sorry for it.

So, some of you may have little bits of this already.

I pooped while pushing. Everyone was cool and pretended like it didn't happen.

These parents: Not very smart. I was two or three when my dad decided to shave his also very large beard off. Knowing my brain wasn't fully formed and that I'd never seen him without a beard, my parents figured I might be confused or traumatized by the experience. So Dad sat me down on the sink while he shaved it off…

Well, to view it consensually you would have to click on a descriptive link first. Given that's not how the comments works, I'd say that's a no.

Yeah, but you know it is shit education. I had a roommate my Freshman year in college who went to an very expensive private Christian school, and she thought Alaska was in the Caribbean because she had only ever seen it in a box and the bottom of a map of the US. I was talking about driving to Alaska and she was…

"Our society is a punitive culture. We are curative, not preventative."

I pulled out the Cards Against Humanity box to do it:

Can we talk about the season ends JUST when shit is getting good?!?! I was SO UPSET! Also X-Files lady over here is so badass in the show. I loved the scenes where she was disclosing the fact that she had slept with the dead cop just hours before he got shot and the men were all tut-tutting her like WHAT KIND OF…

I was being sarcastic/ironic.

I actually caught my son doing this yesterday. Of course, he's only two weeks old. Hoping he outgrows it before preschool.

The geometry of your post is all wrong and fills me with vague, unnameable feelings of cosmic dread.

Reduced to? I think gibbering insanities is the preferred form of communication among the Fox News crowds.

Is the Washington Post like the Thought Catalog now where any stupid idea gets published? They used to be better than this.

I lovecraft you.