omg

One of those things is not like the other.

The reason the train is empty is because there is a homeless dude on the other end of the train.

California doesn’t need the government’s money, the government needs California’s money.

a group of wasps is called a law firm

Yeah, I’m glad the writers kind of swung the focus from Eddie, who is simply annoying, to his parents.

Trying to, according to what I saw on CNN tonight. Apparently, it’s a three-way battle between Jared, Spicer and KKKonway, and as CNN noted, no one who has gone up against Jared has “lived” to tell the tale.

“Nearly a dozen of Trump’s closest confidantes helped plant an embarrassing news story about how their boss can’t handle embarrassing news stories. Which is to say: A president who prizes loyalty in his subordinates has already been betrayed by a huge swath of his inner circle.”

Unghh i love unverified Trump goss so much even though I know it’s bad for me

Oh please no, once it was clear that Trump had won, I took solace that at the very least we wouldn’t have to hear from Kellyann anymore, then they went and gave her a job, at least it’s one where we don’t have to hear her all the time, but if she was to become press secretary I wouldn’t be able to take it anymore.

I cannot imagine what sort of high school level drama goes on between the people Trump has assembled around him and I’m sure there will be constant undermining of each other but the White House press secretary gig is not a particularly good one. Your a mouth piece for other people’s ideas and you have a few different…

But didn’t she get offered that job originally? why would she bother sabotaging him instead of just taking it? Did she change her mind after it was too late, a la picking a vice president?

Four days and they’re leaking like a sieve. Fantastic.

It finally occurs to me who Trump and Conway remind me of:

Thank you. I’m living for this tea, especially all the reports from insiders of how he obsessed over the crowd sizes on Saturday instead of, you know, doing his job. It keeps confirming my theory of how privately miserable he is and how determined he is to not let it show. But, he is really failing at that.

I told this to my husband last night after I tried on a tin foil hat. Life is different under here.

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

Non-profit worker. We have the day off, but I’ve been doing some work from home. Our office was pretty empty yesterday because a lot of people were teleworking.