They always have Inauguration Day off. Still doesn’t account for the lack of life downtown this morning.

Only about 15% of the DC metro population works for the federal government. The rest of us are just hunkered down and working from home.

6/10, hat needs to extend more into face.

Yeah but this is the inauguration of a new president. It’s not the people who are going to work that should be filling up the metros and such, it should be the attendees.

I was there in 2013 and riding the trains to get to the mall was fucking nuts. We had two members of our group get lost for a time. All the bars and restaurants nearby were packed as fuck too.

Even when its a major federal holiday it’s never this empty — did the Rapture occur? Or is it the “Trump-ture”?

Our worst fears are now realized. All Trump’s supporters have become so white they are now transparent. There are millions of them in attendance today, you just can’t see them.

Based on a representative sample of “people I personally know,” DC residents not only have the day off but got the hell out of town.

I can see you.

Suppose we threw an inauguration and nobody came?

I can see you

“the head of a player who is currently being,”

As I mentioned upthread, ATL black radio today reported that she’s getting “over $700k” ... so if they’re offering others a cool million, stands to reason that a WOMAN would only get around 75 cents on the dollar. Surprised it’s not even less, considering she’s also BLACK.

Unless you could pay me enough money to invent, and then build, a time machine, I won’t even turn on the television to watch the inauguration.

Why hasn’t ANYBODY absorbed the whole “Trump doesn’t pay his creditors” thing yet? He’s proven time and again he doesn’t pay what he owes people.

Performers should take a page from The Contractor’s Rule Book: get the money up front, provide multiple excuses for not showing up, then buy a new burner phone.

I hope she got the money up front.

A lot words in an awful typeface and unreadable color.

the letter should just say ‘i needed a gig. this is a stage. bye’ at least be honest

Just a friendly heads up y’all, don’t engage with crazy conspiracy theory trolls, just flag ‘em as spam and move on with your day.