I went to college with tons of NoVA kids and they were the fucking worst. They’ve all taken eight years of calculus, 30 AP classes, and have near-perfect SAT scores, but thought Denny’s was the height of cuisine and Manassas (or Burke, can’t remember which garnered more contempt) was some hick town in the middle of…

The crowd really went cuckoo for Coco Gauff.

In the course of my job, I had to read thousands of recording contracts, dated from 1950-2012. It was eye opening to see how unfair those contracts were to artists earlier in the careers, but interesting to watch how they changed as artists were able to take more control of their careers and music. Janet Jackson’s…

You and I both know he just forgot that part.

I did, but only because I’m evil. I mean forgiving. Did I say evil? I totally meant forgiving.

DJ Khaled doesn't like going down on anything, and that includes the Billboard charts. 

I literally cannot see a picture of JoJo without imagining it came straight out of the capital city from Hunger Games.

Metro employees are unionized. The woman who was eating was in no danger of being fired. 

Isn’t that what he is doing? He is calling her a liar, saying that she tried to extort him, and then providing explicit evidence that they had a previous sexual relationship. If it is his word against hers, and if he is telling the truth, what other avenue does he have than to attack her character and credibility?

I’m imagining a dick pic from someone with “dinosaur egg-sized” balls and to me it looks like a hotdog resting on a loaf of bread.

Sort of unrelated to the actual item, but I think the only thing keeping Rob Lowe from being a James-Woods-level asshole is...the fact that he’s very stupid.

Get well Drew.

it hurt soooo much

Man, just watch the first few minutes of the one about AOL Instant Messenger. Yikes. 

“Come on. How wrong does something have to be for a Christian, pro-family organization and a radical feminist organization to oppose it together?”

Maybe they’d already cast Ed Skrein and realised they couldn’t have both.

Because Baylor. 

Arya taking down the Night King was a bit like in Return of the King, where Eowyn face stabs the Witch King

Found a pic of Nick Kroll that looks a lot like Jaqan. Separated at birth?

So what’s it called? A “flipoffian tube?”