My immediate reaction to the headline was “Which version of Megyn Kelly?”
I am reassured that I was not the only one.

Also, I’m pretty sure that prion diseases like Mad Cow can’t be sexually transmitted.

Go back and look. They’re all me.

A good rule of thumb to live by: never put anything you find in Times Square inside your body.

Threatening your spouse with deportation to force them into doing everything you say makes for such healthy relationship dynamics.

I hope Billie Lourde has some really great people in her life. She needs them right now. I don’t know what else to say, this just sucks.

I could stand to have them in separate places, but then you’ve gotta provide a shuttle in between. Asking people to figure out parking three or four times a day is a nightmare, nevermind the issue with drinking and driving. But the most important thing to me is NOT HAVING A FOUR HOUR BREAK BETWEEN THE CEREMONY AND…

Good for Seth...she’s an order of magnitude out of his league.

Kanye has always been weird (I know that we’ve all speculated about his mental illness wildly but even if he does have something going on, he’s an odd duck) so him going to the movies alone doesn’t really surprise me and given that after the robbery Kim was lambasted roundly for wearing jewellery in public or in…

So. You almost killed someone and you think that man didn’t have the right to be angry at you?

The man was clearly very frightened for what his wife just went through. It was an accident but an accident caused by you. If the guy is in your face that’s not cool but he’s not a rational actor at the moment. Get in your car, wait for the cops, let them deal with the angry guy.

you fucked up and so did the Uber driver, I don’t know what argument you’re trying to make here.

What, are you nuts? That Bronco kicks ass. You must be one of those people who hates basically everything.

That’s a nice fucking truck tho...

A classic, fully-restored Bronco is an “asshole choice of a vehicle”?!

No, this is a bad take. That Bronco is spectacular.

I wouldn’t kick that Bronco out of my garage.

You just had to ruin my chance to comment “I assume the black one is going to call in sick?” with your reality.